"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."

firelorcl:

"how did you fit so much text in that snapchat"

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roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

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reattachment:

If you don’t cry over a tv show then you’re not a tru fan

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thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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