rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

(Source: bakehuntdrink, via pizza)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via pizza)

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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(via pizza)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via pizza)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(via pizza)

browngirlinterrupted:

Don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture, anymore. You don’t need to know how they’re doing. Save yourself the trouble, seriously.

(via princesskarissaa)